Believe it or not, Inappropriate Brother-in-Law corrected me

the answer isn't 3, by the way.

Introducing: Selectively Intelligent English Major

I figured it was about time that somebody started making fun of me, so there ya go, folks. The deal with me is that I'm really good at English, but suck at everything else, especially social interaction but also things like basic geography, which you'll see in next meme I post.

Don't worry Folks, He Forgot About it Two Seconds Later and Now Likes the World Again.

Just to be clear, these are all direct quotes.

 This was autistic white kid's attempt at making up jokes on the spot after getting jealous of his brother's predictable puns.

Introducing: Autistic White Kid!

So, this is my white nephew who happens to have high-functioning autism. I mean in now way to make fun of autistic people, I'm just saying that they're funny sometimes.

Cannibalism is apparently acceptable among the fruit community.

The Arrogant Cats